BROKEBACK FIRE DEPARTMENT

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY!!!




Oh dear Brokeback Mountain! Another gay movie for me this week?
So queer you know?
Ha ha ha!




Well, this popcorn flick is such a horrible one! Badly made! Poor direction coz of the cheap shots and atrocious script for a Sandler’s movie. Last year, I was crying so bad watching Adam in his “I think his best movie so far “CLICK”. Damn, I love that film. Anyway, thanks God coz the King of Queens “Kevin James is here and fortunately he saved this appalling blockbuster. If you like him in Hitch when he tried to plant a kiss on Will Smith.? Well, he’s here to lock his lips once again with another famous Hollywood actor. Hmmm….. I’m wonderin’ now.Anyway, It’s an Adam Sandler movie. So expect plenty of crass jokes and some low-brow humor (his style).

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not bashing the whole movie. Yeah. I said it was dreadful but after watching it I felt relieved and free. Or let me say “It’s like “coming out” huh???” or the feeling of seeing once again your long lost friend. Anyway ask Lance Bass from N’Sync ex-bf of Reichen the gay winner from The Amazing Race 4. Lance is here in a cameo role. He is totally gay just like his idol George Michael who is also gay. He he he.
Actually, the movie is aiming and cheering about gay rights but the in the first half they were mocking about homosexuality. So queer!



Why I was so pissed but pleased?

I just missed my dear buddy. Watching Adam & Kevin here is like reminiscing the days with my long lost “I don’t know where he is right now” best bud in the whole world. Dude, this is a comedy film but I was crying most of the time. I must say that Adam Sandler is good with his drama punch lines. Kevin is effective too. I feel the sincerity in their characters. Buddy where are you now???



Enough with my drama. Back to the movie.

Jessica Biel is here too by the way. Well, her rear end and two chocolate hills got the most screen time than her face. Funny and sexy. She is good in comedy but I love her in “The Illusionist”.



Thanks to Ving Rhames who stole the show in his uneasy revealing role. He is an amazing supporting actor!!! Watch out for him esp. in the shower scene. Ha ha ha!!!

Rob Schneider is here once again. He is always present to every Sandler’s flick. I don’t know if he is funny this time. I’m confused if his character is disgusting or side-splitting.



Adam Sandler kept on saying in the movie “ stop using the word FAGGOT.
It is an offensive gay term. Hmmm… I know why! He is pertaining to an incident that happened in Grey’s Anatomy set recently. Isaiah Washing who is playing Dr. Burke was accused by T.R. Knight for using that F word on him. Eventually, Isaiah was axed in the show. Lesson: “Everyone should respect the gay community”.

Oh yeah, Brokeback Fire Department this time but great gay pretenders.
I love the lesson in the film. So humane!

SURVIVOR CHINA EPISODE 1

WELCOME TO SURVIVOR CHINA!!!!






Wow!!!!

I love the 1st Episode!!!

China is an exotic and enigmatic place.

Fei Long is my fav tribe. May unity agad except Courtney na super bitchy!
Ha ha ha!



The other tribe Zhan Huhu walang unity at effort pero nandoon ang fav ko.
The youngest Survivor ever, FROSTI!!!

He is small but terrible.

First immunity challenge nila. Dragon Dance!
Each tribe will be connected to and carrying a heavy ceremonial dragon mascot. They will maneuver through a series of obstacles on their way to a locked gate. Once at the gate, one tribe member will scale two walls, releasing a drawbridge at each wall, retrieve a key, and race back to unlock the gate, freeing the rest of their tribe. Next, they will make their way through a swamp to the finish platform, where they will solve a puzzle. First tribe to do so wins flint and Immunity.

The race begins with the tribes trudging through the muddy course, maneuvering side-by-side as they make their way to the locked gate. Frosti and James are neck-and-neck as they catapult themselves over the walls. But when Frosti forgets to lower the drawbridge and has to go back, he gives James from Fei Long a narrow lead.

Carrying the awkward and heavy mascots, both tribes make their way through the waist deep swamp. Fei Long reaches the finish platform first. They start on their puzzle as the swamp slows the Zhan Hu tribe. Zhan Hu can never catch up, as Fei Long solves the puzzle, winning flint and Immunity.




Kinilabutan ako when James introduced himself to Leslie na gravedigger siya.
Spooky!




Who was first person booted out in Survivor China???

Goodbye CHICKEN!!!!


Ma-epal ka kasi! You are the oldest but you ain’t acting as their father or provider. They were asking for your opinion pero ayaw mo mag-comment. Poor codger.

Poor ASHLEY too out pro-wrestler. Muntikan na matanggal dahil nagkasakit the day after.

Yeah, it’s still the same survivor just different location.




ZHAN HU TRIBE
FIGHTING TIGER!!!

From left to right: Peih Gee, Dave, Eric, Ashley, Frosti, Sherea, Jaime & Chicken

Good Luck Frosti




FEI LONG TRIBE
FLYING DRAGON

From left to right: Aaron, Courtney, Amanda, Leslie, Jean-Robert, Denise, Todd & James.

Good luck guys!!!!!!!

BROKEBACK LIGHTHOUSE

ANG LALAKE SA PAROLA





Indie film naman tayo! Para maiba naman.
Warning: Gay Film ito kaya may Gay Lengua itong review. Sheet!

Last Sept, nagkaroon ng premiere sa UP Cine Adarna ang film na ‘Ang Lalaki Sa Parola”
Hindi sakop ng MTRCB ang sinehan dito kaya naipalabas nang buo at uncut. Actually, maraming nalokah na mga girlaloo sa sinehan kasi scorching masyado ang pelikula. Yun yata intensiyon ng auteur ang pag-initin ang mga member ng 3rd sex. Nandoon din ang bida nanood kaya nalokah siya dahil piyesta mga chikas sa noteballs niya na ilang beses binuyangyang. Ha ha ha!Oooppsss.. pwede ba sabihin ito dito?
Pwede ko ba i-detalye dito ang mga uncut? He he he.




Anyway, nabigyan ito ng X-rating ng MTRCB kamakailan pero naipasa rin with minor alterations. Pag sinabing X? Pag-uusapan yan kaya naging curious ang ilan.

Well,pinanood ko uli ang commercial release sa Robinsons Galleria. Exclusive lang sa kanila. Bawal kasi sa SM di ba? Well, medyo may nawalang scenes nga. Mga ilang seconds lang naman pero yun pa naman pagppiyestahan ng mga Brokeback guys. He he he.
May pagka-Brokeback Mountain talaga ang style! This time it’s Brokeback Lighthouse.
Ang ganda ng story nito. Naka-sentro ang film kay Mateo isang lalaking taga-Albay na napadpad sa Lobo, Batangas para hanapin ang kanyang nawawalang ama pero sa bandang huli ang kanyang tunay na pagkatao ang kanyang nahagilap sa pamamagitan ni Jerome isang “gay” na laki Maynila. Doon umikot ang istorya na may pagka-misteryosa pa. Kung ilan sa mga lalaki sa mundo ay nagtatago pa sa closet at takot ilabas ang tunay na nararamdaman. Ganun din ang story nito, napaka-enigmatic at mapapaisip ka. Ang galing ng writer nila.

Bilib ako sa director na si Joselito Altarejos. Ganda ng mga kuha niya. Ang mga maseselang eksena na straight sex o gay sex. Maganda ang execution na hindi naman porn ang dating. Kung straight ka, well Jennfer Lee is here to sizzle the screen but be open-minded sa mga sex scenes nila Mateo at Jerome. Medyo marami. Baka ma-turn on ka at maging crooked ka tuloy No way dude!!!. If you’re gay and proud or still a brokeback guy open mo na zipper mo. Ha ha ha! I mean buksan mo zipper ng bag mo kunin mo jacket na sinilid mo kasi malamig sa sinehan. Lamig dude….








Pero may mga worst din akong napansin kahit Graded B pa ito. Yeah Rated Brokeback!
First, maganda sana cinematography kaso digital film kaya di mapapansin ang beautiness. Duh?
Panget kasi ng resolution sa big screen.



Second, nakakairita ang acting ni Harry Laurel as Mateo. Halata ang accent kaya pinalabas talaga na Bicolano. (monotonous ang pagde-deliver ng mga lines)I guess more acting workshops for the lead star.Sorry dude cute ka pa naman pero more practice pa. Si Justin de leon is so good in this film..Magaling na aktor sya.I hope he gets good break after this. Pero nakapagtataka lang kasi emote-emote sila sa jugjugan scenes nila. Ha ha ha! Good acting yun kung both straight sila.


Then may isang scene na ginaya sa Brokeback Mountain. Running naked tapos ligo ligo sa river. This time sa beach. Nyeeta akala ko talaga virgin beach ang nakita nila kasi heavenly ang reaction ni Jerome na gandang ganda. Maganda ba yun? Mabato at andilim ng dagat kaya? Tapos masarap daw maligo. Sana sa clear water man lang sila nag-shooting para kapani-paniwala ang mga reaction. Kahit nudist ako di ako maghuhubad sa beach na yun. Rocky kaya? Di naman fine white sand eh!

By the way, gusto ko ang musical score. Bagay sa mga eksena.

Anyway, enjoyable naman ang gay film na ito. Sa lahat ng mga Filipino queer films na napanood ko ito na yata pinaka-daring. I heard sa October na raw DVD release nito so kung gusto mo uncut well hintayin mo na lang. Uncut? Hmmm… yung isang actor dito uncut. Ha ha ha!




Watch it guys!!!! I mean gays!!!!
Sorry dude.

UNSENT MISSIVES

UNSENT



This is my all time fav Alanis' song.
I kinda changed the lyrics coz it's my
own version.


dear john gilver I like you a lot I realize you're in a relationship
with a girl right now and I respect
that I would like you to know that if you're ever horny
in the future and you want to come visit me in Ortigas
I would be open to fucking time with you and finding
out how hot you were when you suck my cock so good.

dear napoleon I liked you too much I used to be attracted to boys
who would kiss to me and think solely about themselves and you
were plenty self-destructive for my taste at the time I used to say
the more lubricant the better the truth is whenever I think of the motel & beach
your face comes up with a cum like it was yesterday

dear clark jason I love you muchly you've been nothing
but frivolous and emotionally erogenous and supportive
and nurturing and consummately there for me I kept fucking you in
and licking you all the way I remember how beautiful it was to fall asleep
on the grass and cry in front of you for the first time you
were the best lover I jilted without giving you notice
What was wrong with me ?????

dear marky you fucked my world you had a problematric way
about you with my friends and you got me
seriously thinking about virginity and you wouldn't let me get away
with kicking my own ass but I could never really feel relaxed and freaked out with you though and that stopped us from going any further
than we did and it's kinda too bad or good because we could've had much more fun

dear roldan we learned so much I realize we won't be able to talk or meet
for some time where are you now ? and I understand that as I miss you
the long distance thing was the hardest and we did as well as we could
we were together during a very short time
in our lives I will always have our pics and video and be curious about you
about your life as a husband and a father now , about your whereabouts.

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DAUGHTRY: IT'S NOT REALLY OVER!

Honestly, I have this album by Chris Daughtry in a coon’s age. One week after the release I already bought it. Honestly some tracks didn’t grow on me that fast. I didn’t like it first. I don’t know why?
I was just only listening to It’s Not Over & Home. The rest of the tracks I simply ignored them.

The other night I decided to bring the CD to my work and I played it as my background music while working. Damn! I realized that night after listening to all the 14 tracks that this album is a Grammy-bait! The whole album was produced beautifully.

Chris Daughtry and his band have a long way to run!

“It’s not Over” was the 1st single, I love this song the moment I heard it. Even though the style reminds me of Nickelback it is still good. Some of the outstanding tracks are “Home”- a beautiful ballad. It’s a lachrymose song actually. The song also charted high in the charts.Then there’s another rock ballad “Over You”. Amazing track too. I also enjoy listening to Feels Like Tonight, Breakdown, There and back Again, All These Lives and What About Now.






After Chris was booted out during the American Idol Top 4 night, I was shocked! I couldn’t believe it! But I became optimistic that it wasn’t the end of his career. I predicted that he would be the best-selling Idol on their season. Guess what? Their album was already certified 3x platinum goin 4x now. Where’s Taylor Hicks by the way? Im sorry Taylor coz Chris is the real American Idol. Of course Katharine McPhee too. I love them both.

Anyway, I highly recommend this debut album from Daughtry.

I predict that they will rake in nominations in next year’s Grammy.
Perhaps for BEST NEW ARTIST and maybe Song & Record of the year for “Home”.

Music Video:IT'S NOT OVER (by Daughtry)

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Music Video:HOME (by Daughtry)

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I hope they win!
I am praying for it!

DISQUIETING CATHARSIS

THE BRAVE ONE




“I will be the answer
At the end of the line
I will be there for you
While you take the time
In the burning of uncertainty
I will be your solid ground
I will hold the balance
If you can't look down
Cast me gently
Into morning
For the night has been unkind”

Those lines were taken from a haunting song called “Answer” being played in the film “The Brave One” and performed by the beautiful singer/songwriter Sarah Mclachlan. The song is mesmerizing and it defines the emotion of the film. I really love the song so much and I am so glad they used it as the theme song.
LISTEN TO THE SONG

“The Brave One” is a vigilante/crime drama set in the safest but dark city in the world to live(New York) according to our avenging angel named Erica Bain played by award-winning actress Jodie Foster. After her fiancé David is murdered by punks in Central Park, Erica Bain begins to trail for the possible suspects with a view to challenging deadly vengeance. Whilst being pursued by Det. Mercer (Terrence Howard), Bain begins to display precisely the homicidal personality or the other stranger which twisted her life asunder when the life of her fiancé was taken.



This film is really disturbing. If you dislike the idea of violent revenge then don’t watch this. But if you’ll look closer to all revenge movies, I think this film by Neil Jordan is a class act and more arty. Revenge movies are really cool for me. I like the way they picture Erica’s catharsis. Sweet clandestine angst huh?

I think Foster’s noteworthy and compelling performance certain to garner awards attention.

I also adore the murky cinematography of New York as well as the vagaries of editing in the film. Meanwhile, the musical also adds some harsh tones and it’s really perfect during the sinister nights of Erica. Pay attention to the music of revenge. Damn cool!

Even though this film is quiet disturbing and there’s zilch for morality at least it’s not boring.

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REHAB LADY

REHAB
by AMY WINEHOUSE

Music Video:REHAB (by Amy Winehouse)

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Amy Winehouse - Rehab Lyrics















They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said 'no, No, No'




Yes I've Been Black But When I Come Back You'll Know Know Know




I Ain't Got The Time And If My Daddy Thinks I'm Fine




He's Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Won't Go Go Go









I'd Rather Be At Home With Ray




I Ain't Got Seventeen Days




Coz There's Nothing




There's Nothing You Can Teach Me




That I Can't Learn From Mr Hathaway









I Didn't Get Al Lucky At Class




But I Know It Don't Come In A Shot Glass









They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said 'no, No, No'




Yes I've Been Black But When I Come Back You'll Know Know Know




I Ain't Got The Time And If My Daddy Thinks I'm Fine




He's Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Won't Go Go Go









The Man Said 'why Do You Think You Here'




I Said 'i Got No Idea




I'm Gonna, I'm Gonna Lose My Baby




So I Always Keep A Bottle Near'




He Said 'i Just Think Your Depressed,




Kiss Me Here Baby And Go Rest'









They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said 'no, No, No'




Yes I've Been Black But When I Come Back You'll Know Know Know




I Ain't Got The Time And If My Daddy Thinks I'm Fine




He's Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Won't Go Go Go









I Don't Ever Wanna Drink Again




I Just Ooh I Just Need A Friend




I'm Not Gonna Spend Ten Weeks




Have Everyone Think I'm On The Mend









It's Not Just My Pride




It's Just Til These Tears Have Dried









They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said 'no, No, No'




Yes I've Been Black But When I Come Back You'll Know Know Know




I Ain't Got The Time And If My Daddy Thinks I'm Fine




He's Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Won't Go Go Go






















More Amy Winehouse Lyrics...

This is one of fav songs right now.
Di maalis sa isip ko ang “no no no ni”Amy.
Yun kasi ang hook di ba?

I really enjoyed her husky voice.
Cool and rusty and dating.

She’s amazing.
Ganda talaga ng Rehab niya.

The video is cool too!

I adore her tattoos too.






SHE ROCKS!!!!
THE NEXT JAMES BOND GIRL!!!