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Sa wakas nabigyan na rin ng solo project si Eugene Domingo. Nasanay na kasi tayo na nakikita siya bilang sidekick o kaya yaya sa halos lahat ng mga pelikulang tumabo sa takilya. This time may launching movie na nga si Uge. Karapat-dapat ba talaga na bigyan siya ng solo movie? Dapat lang! Hinog na ang panahon para sa kanya at timing na timing ang Kimmy Dora niya. Antagal ko na rin na hindi nakakahalakhak pagdating sa mga Pinoy Comedy Films. Salamat kay Kimmy at Dora kasi meron pa palang pag-asa ang industriya pagdating sa komedya.



BUOD NG PELIKULA: Sina Kimmy at Dora ay kambal.Ubod ng yaman sila. Para silang gatas at kape pagdating sa personality. Ubod ng talino si Kimmy at medyo semi-retarted si Dora. Fashionista si Kimmy at Jologs naman si Dora. Isang araw na-stroke ang daddy nila dahil sa kanilang cat fight. Agad na minadali ng dad nila ang will para sa mga mana ng kambal. Sino kaya ang makakatanggap ng 80% at 20% share ng mana? Just TEXT NOODAKOKIMMYDORA and SEND IT 922009. Available to all Kapuso at Kapamilya Networks. Isama mo na rin ang Ka-shake!!!!



Ang tanging hangad ng pelikulang ito ay ang magpatawa. Tatawa ka ba talaga? Naku ihanda mo na tiyan mo at panga dahil sobrang nakakatawa. Simula pa lang hanggang sa end credits eh di ka na titigilan. Sasakit tiyan mo at ito ang nakakagulat kasi baka maluha ka sa konting drama. Ang maganda sa Kimmy Dora eh may kuwento siya. Kahit may loopholes nang konti eh OK pa rin naman. Maganda naman kasi pagka-direk ni Joyce Bernal! Basta nagawa niya lahat ng magagandang eksena na effective sa pagpapatawa. Hindi ko lang feel ang mga special effects na may pagka-The Matrix. Sana hindi na lang sinali yun kasi hindi pa masyado polished ang final result. At saka yung cat fight scene nina Kimmy at Dora na may mga SWAT sa paligid. Hello? Wala namang mga dalang baril ang kambal bakit kailangan tutukan pa sila ng mga dekalibreng machine guns. Pero kung iisipin mo lang ha at paganahin mo konti ang green mind mo eto ang naisip ko sa eksenang yun. Sina Kimmy at Dora ay may catfight pwede ring tawaging Pussy Fight. Pareho silang virgin kasi wala pa naman silang lovelife. Ano ba ang mga papel ng mga baril ng SWAT doon? Pag sinabing baril ng lalaki ano ba yun? Parang ang naisip ko ay napapaligiran ng mga nota sina Kimmy at Dora at dapat isuko na ang mga katawan nila. Gets nyo? Dirty na masyado mind ko ha ha ha. Kaya natawa ako sa eksenang yun. Kasi naman yung mga laser light na lumalabas sa mga baril eh nakatutok sa mga eyes at lips ng kambal kaya bigla akong napaisip. Ang naughty ng writer na si Chris Martinez!Siya rin pala ang author ng fav book ko na Last Order sa Penguin.



Marahil ang tanong ng mga nakakarami ay kaya na ba talaga ni Uge mag-solo? Naku kayang-kaya na niya!!! Ang hirap kaya ng pinaggagawa niya dito! Kung gusto niya mag-ala Meryl Streep ng The Devils Wears Prada eh talbog si Meryl! Tapos yung pag-a-act ni Dora as Kimmy eh naku halos magiba ang sinehan kung saan ako nanood sa dagundong ng mga tawa doon. Grabe ang talent ni Uge! The best!!! Magugustuhan mo sina Kimmy at Dora dahil sa impeccable acting ni Uge. Nandito pala si Dingdong at nakakatawa naman pala si Sergio! Siyempre kailangang maipakita ang Bench Body ni Dong! Hanep ang mga hatak powers nina Joyce at Papa Piolo!! Lahat ng mga ka-bonding nila sa showbiz ay nandito para umekstra!!! Pero mas memorable sa lahat ang kay Regine Velasquez. Naku halos mamatay ako sa tongue twister session nila ni Dora. Siyempre mawala ba naman si Papa Sam Milby? BFF yata ni Papa Piolo si Sam.


Pagkatapos kung mapanood ito eh biglang akong na-inspired na gumawa ng tula for Eugene Domingo. So this is for you Uge!

Noon pa ma'y napapansin ko na
Ang talent ng isang Dyosa na may future sa komedya
Dati alalay lang sa pelikulang “Ang Tanging Ina”
Aba! Ngayon siya'y bida na sa Kimmy Dora

Palaging kaakbay sa mga patawa ni Wenn Deramas
Always sidekick sa Reyna daw na si Ai-ai de las Alas
Mabuti na lang at wala pa ring kupas
Hit pa rin ang mga banat at sa takilya'y di naman minamalas.

Tayo'y pinatawa at tayo'y pinaiyak
Kaya naman sa kanya lahat ay nagagayak
Kahit pa naghubad sa “100” di naman ako napa-yuck
Kasi naman Diyosa talaga siya ng halakhak

Lahat na yata nasubukan niya mapa-horror, musical , drama at iba pa
Kahit sa hosting astig pa rin siya pati stage gag eh niraraket din niya
Kaya laking tuwa ko sa pelikulang Bahay Kubo na kasama rin si Marya at Darna
Kasi: The Best Supporting Actress goes to Eugene Domingo! Bongga may award na siya!

Ako nagpapasalamat kay Bb. Joyce Bernal at Papa Piolo Pascual
Sa paggawa ng pelikulang Kimmy Dora na puno ng pagmamahal
Puno ng komedya, luha at hmmm... may kasama pang askal?
Kaya mga kababayan panoorin na ang nakakatawang kambal!



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DAVID ARCHULETA DOMINATES TEEN CHOICE AWARDS IN MUSIC

David Archuleta won big at the 11th Annual Teen Choice Awards. The winner of "American Idol" season seven who didn't attend the event brought home three surfboards in music field, dominating the music winners list.

David's single "Crush" was named Choice Music Love Song, beating Beyonce Knowles' "Halo", Jonas Brothers' "Lovebug", Jesse McCartney's "How Do You Sleep?" and Taylor Swift's "Love Story". Another prize, Choice Music Tour, was gained by David from his joint tour with Demi Lovato.

Completing his triple victories, David got Choice Music Breakout Artist. He won the title after facing off such heavy contenders as David Cook, Kid Cudi, Lady GaGa and Asher Roth.

Following David Archuleta's domination at the awards were Miley Cyrus, Beyonce Knowles, Jason Mraz, Taylor Swift, Jonas Brothers and Paramore who grabbed two kudos each. Meanwhile, musicians who managed to snatch one gong included Lady GaGa, Kanye West and Black Eyed Peas.

2009 Teen Choice Awards was held at Universal Studios Hollywood's Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, Calif. This event will be aired on August 10 at 8 P.M. Eastern on FOX. Britney Spears was honored with Ultimate Choice Award for her success, talent and extraordinary contributions to the music industry.

Performances at the event came from Black Eyed Peas, Miley Cyrus, Sean Kingston and Jonas Brothers. In addition to singing, Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas also hosted the show.

Complete music winners list of 2009 Teen Choice Awards:

* Choice Music Single: Miley Cyrus - "The Climb"
* Choice Music Hook-Up: Lady GaGa feat. Colby O'Donis - "Just Dance"
* Choice Music Male Artist: Jason Mraz
* Choice Music Female Artist: Taylor Swift
* Choice Music Rap Artist: Kanye West
* Choice Music R&B Artist: Beyonce Knowles
* Choice Music Rock Group: Paramore
* Choice Music Breakout Artist: David Archuleta
* Choice Music Love Song: David Archuleta - "Crush"
* Choice Music R&B Track: Beyonce Knowles - "Single Ladies"
* Choice Music Rap/Hip-Hop Track: Black Eyed Peas - "Boom Boom Pow"
* Choice Music Rock Track: Paramore - "Decode"
* Choice Music Album Male Artist: Jason Mraz - "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things"
* Choice Music Album Female Artist: Taylor Swift - "Fearless"
* Choice Music Album Group: Jonas Brothers - "Lines, Vines and Trying Times"
* Choice Music Soundtrack: "Twilight"
* Choice Music Tour: Demi Lovato and David Archuleta
* Choice Summer Song: Jonas Brothers feat. Miley Cyrus - "Before the Storm"
* Ultimate Choice Award: Britney Spears


CONGRATS IDOL!!!!

PALANGGA KO ANG ASWANG !

Sinadya ko talaga na gawin ko sa “vernacular patois” ang title ng review ko kasi nakakabilib talaga ang talent ng mga Bisaya. Gusto ko lang maiba this time kasi kakaiba talaga itong “Yanggaw” sa lahat ng mga horror films na napanood ko. This is the first time na makapanood ako ng indie film sa ganitong genre. Yanggaw is now one of the best local films I've ever seen in my entire life. Nandito na lahat ang mga elemento ng isang Pinoy film na hinahanap ko. From storytelling, direction, acting and to all technical aspects na kahit small budgeted eh lampaso naman ng small picture na ito yung mga high-budgeted pictures ng mga studio films. This is the real horror. Move over Sadako! Ikaw na lang ang palaging ginagaya ng lahat! Nandito na ang bagong halimaw sa “Yanggaw” !



BUOD NG PELIKULA: May isang pamilya sa isang napakalayong lugar na medyo hiwalay ang tahanan sa kanilang mga kapitbahay. Si Junior at Inday Villacin ang haligi at ilaw sa bahay. Isang araw, ang kanilang dalagang anak na si Amor na nagtatrabaho sa siyudad ay umuwing maysakit. Hindi maipaliwanag noong una ng albularyo ang misteryo at ang sabi'y may lason sa katawan at kaluluwa nito. Isang umaga natagpuan ni Junior ang isang kinatay na kambing sa damuhan at ilang dipa sa kinaroroonan nito ay ang lutaytay na katawan ni Amor na putikan ang paa at may dugo sa buong katawan. Lumipas pa ang ilang araw tuluyan nang naging aswang si Amor. Dito na magkakagulo ang pamilya ni Junior. Ano ang gagawin nila kay Amor?



Matagal ko nang naririnig ang strong-word-of mouth ng “Yanggaw” nang humakot ito ng awards sa 2008 Cinema One Originals Digital Film Festival. Highly recommended talaga nila ito kaso saan ko naman papanoorin ito? Good thing mabait ang Robinsons Galleria kasi may Limited run sila! As in super limited kasi sa loob ng isang araw eh twice lang ang screening nito. “Yanggaw” is in Ilonggo pero don't worry may subtitles naman. From start hanggang matapos ang pelikula eh never akong na-bored. Ang ganda ng screenplay ni Richard Somes of course siya rin ang director nito. Ito yung kuwento na tatagos sa puso mo. Nandito ang tatak ng pusong Pinoy kapag may problema ang isang pamilya. Ano nga ba gagawin nyo kung aswang ang anak nyo? Kaya mo bang tiisin ang paghihirap niya habang nakagapos habang uhaw na uhaw sa dugo't laman ng tao? Ito yung mga eksena na talagang masakit panoorin. Naisalarawan ni Somes na makatotohanan ang bawat eksena. Higit sa lahat hands down talaga sa drama ng story. Hindi ko maiwasan na umiyak doon sa last scene with Junior at Amor. Basta masakit at nakakaiyak. Hindi ko kaya.



Ang pagkakaiba ng Yanggaw sa ibang Pinoy horror films natin eh “Original ito”. Walang visual effects na ginasta dito kundi bumuo lang si Somes ng eerie atmosphere at super effective ito. Nandoon yung kaba mo kapag takipsilim na. Makakapanindig balahibo yung mga pagaspas ng dahon, yung mabilisang takbo ng aswang at yung growl ng aswang (parang iyak ng baboy pero nakakatakot). Walang mga corny na gumagapang na patay tulad sa mga Asian films na pinauso ni Sadako. Hindi ko sinabi na magsisigaw at magtitili ka sa takot dito. Pero iba ang horror dito. Ito yung horror na unforgettable at paglabas mo ng sinehan eh matatakot ka na sa lahat ng mga tao. Naku ang mga mahilig sa one night stand diyan delikado pala laway ng aswang! Ehem!!!! Ang galing ng paglapat ng music ni Von de Guzman kasi pang-Oscar ang quality. Gusto ko yung intermittent na mga beautiful frames rin dito. Parang mga expensive paintings ang mga nakikita ko. The best!



Sabi ko na nga ba hind magpapatalo si Ronnie Lazaro pagdating sa acting! You are the man Ronnie! Isang madagundong na palakpak para sa iyo sa pagganap mo bilang Junior! Nandito rin si Joel Torre at bawat eksena nila ni Ronnie ay pamatay. For the first time, humanga ako sa acting ni Tetchie Agbayani. Bagay sa kanya ang role na Inday. Siyempre yung gumanap na aswang na si Aleera Montalla ay dapat bigyan ng special award. Pinaiyak niya ako. Halos lahat ng mga artista rito kahit extra lang eh magaling! Lalo na si Erik Matti!



Kung ganito lang sana ang mga pelikulang napapanood ko sa mga sinehan natin eh kahit araw-arawin ko ay OK lang sa akin. Mahal na ticket prices ng mga sinehan ngayon at dapat sulit di ba ang ating binabayad? Super sulit ang “Yanggaw” don't worry. Marami na tayong mga horror films na gumagaya lang sa uso. Totoo effective sa gulat factor ang mga yun eh ang tanong may “puso” ba? Nasabi ko na yata lahat at isa lang hiling ko :Watch mo ito habang showing pa kasi hindi ka magsisisi. For me, Yanggaw is “The Best Pinoy Horror Film So Far”. Highly Recommended!

SURVIVOR PHILIPPINES 2: PALAU - MALAPIT NA!!!!

PAGALINGAN!
PAUTAKAN!
PATATAGAN!

SURVIVORS PASOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST FRIEND MILLIONAIRE

Ever since I’ve known this beautiful mademoiselle from France named Amelie, I am one of those silent Francophiles now but not 100%. I’m quiet fascinated with French Films nowadays. I don’t speak French but I just love their movies (with English subtitles of course). Recently, after searching and surfing on the net about “best friend images”, a French film called “Mon meilleur ami” internationally known as “My Best Friend” totally got my attention. The critics are saying it as “irresistibly winning”. The DVD has been released in a coon’s age and luckily I found one. After watching this film, I think it’s time for me to look a real best friend and not just a “f**k buddy. Ooops!

FILM SYNOPSIS: Francois Coste is a middle-age antique dealer who has his own gallery and a daughter, Louise, from his estranged marriage. One day he attends the funeral of a collector in order to tie down a deal and then goes to an auction and purchases an ancient Greek vase. His business associate, Catherine, doesn't grasp why he is so infatuated with this artifact. At a get-together of his acquaintances on his birthday, Francois learns that none of them considers him a friend: they all find him conceited, critical, and over-involved in his work. He claims they are wrong and makes a bet with Catherine that he can engender his best friend in ten days. If he doesn't, he must hand over the Greek vase to her.



Honestly, I’m not well-known with the actors and the auteur at all. I have no idea about their filmographies too. This French film however did not topple “Amelie” as my favorite foreign language film of all times but “My Best Friend” has a special place in heart. The premise is very predictable from the start. When Bruno’s character crosses path with Francois, I already knew it. Bruno is the cab driver who is obsessed in joining a quiz show on TV coz he knows a lot about History and General Info. At first, Francois treats him as an annoying douche but later on a match made in film-heaven blooms. This is not really a laugh-out-loud comedy film. There are scenes which are really funny and I think some of it can make you smile. It’s amazing that you will fall for Bruno. His character is charming and he is indeed the perfect best friend to rely on. The good thing about “My Best Friend” is that you won’t even suspect something like Brokeback France”. No no no!!!! It’s also nice to see a very clean French film this time. I think most of the films I’ve watched from France are really sexy and hot. “My Best Friend” however has some lesbian scenes but not offensive at all.



What surprises me the most is that the film also adapts “Who Wants To Be A Millionare”. I recently cried a river in “Slumdog Millionaire and believe it or not their version is also lachrymose. I couldn’t help it at all. In the film or in real life, there are times that friendship is being tested. Francois and Bruno also have a “falling apart” situation. That situation is kinda cheesy when it plays during the “phone a friend” in the said game show. That scene also reminds me of Slumdog Millionaire when Latika and Jamal are talking via phone patch. Francois and Bruno are real men but you can feel that their hearts are cying in that scene. The music in the film has the “Amelie” vibe too but the cinematography is not that impressive.



The actors who played Bruno and Francois are really splendid. Even though I like Dany Boon coz of his charming smile and a very sympathetic facial expression, I gotta give my hats off to Daniel Auteuil for an outstanding performance as Francois. Their chemistry is really inspiring.



“My Best Friend” is simply lovable. I must say I truly enjoyed it. I highly recommend that you should watch the DVD now! In this mad mad world, with every step, you climb another mountain with your best friend. Every breath, it's harder to believe that you'll make it through the pain with your best friend. Just when you think the road is going nowhere. Just when you almost gave up on your dreams. He will take you by the hand and show you that you can. That’s your best friend. Who is your best friend by the way? Mine? I think Adam Lambert is my new best friend. I love this man now!!!!


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