J - juicy ... Coz i have loads of sweet sap in my mind.
I - idyllic... In some ways but i guess i'm really overt & frank
S - smoldering..in bed, in white or gray sand, in grasses too
H - haywire... In telling jokes and wild ideas
C - cool.... Always a friend.... Always a fine buddy
A - adventurous..... In sexual fantasy and the cozy nature
N - nifty... I believe i am
D -divine lover/dreamer....right on target!
Not a long time ago, a film called Marie Antoinette won an Oscar for Best Costume Design. I watched it only for the costumes. It is a nice movie but somehow it bores me to death. Last March, a film from England called The Duchess won an Oscar for the same category. It was never shown here in our country before or after the Oscar fever until the European Union decided to include it in their Film Festival this week in Shangrila Cineplex. The Duchess may not be a pleaser for the mainstream audiences but it is definitely one of the best period drama film I've seen in a long time.
FILM PREMISE: Set at the end of the 18th Century this is the true story of The Duchess of Devonshire, Georgiana Cavendish whose personal and professional life and conditioned sense of fashion and glamour made her all the rage in England and led her to a royal life of triumph and tragedy. Intelligent as a whip and eventual leader of the progressive Whig party, Georgiana had it all--except the one thing she wanted most, the love of her husband The Duke , who became so preoccupied with siring a son that he turned to open affairs with other women, including his wife’s best friend, Bess .This embarrassment and knavery by her husband and friend leads to her own endeavor at quixotic happiness in a hot affair with the reformist, Charles Grey. This beautiful film is really scandalous. If you are an open-minded individual who can endure watching the immoral lives of these aristocrats then good for you. But this movie is not trying to preach or anything. It only tells the glamorous and somewhat shameful biography of these blue blood personalities during the 18th Century. Some are saying this is actually based on the controversial love affair of the late Princess Diana hmmm.... I don't know. Maybe there is a similarity but this is Lady Georgiana's life. For me her life is really gripping. How can you possibly live in a castle with your husband while he is screwing his mistress who happens to be your bestfriend and you can hear their moaning and loud orgasm entirely! That's the bittersweet life of Georgiana. But she is elegant and a strong one. She fights back! Not that bloody combat at all but she prefers something smoldering in bed. Yeah, she has an intimate sexual affair with a handsome politician and that ultimately stirs the situation. The flow of the story is not really boring for me. In fact, I love how the movie moves so slowly. Please bear in mind that their English accent is really thick.
The Duchess is a triumph mostly because of the gorgeous direction of Saul Bidd. The recreation of the 18th Century life is believable. Dibb is very proficient at using the moving camera. I love the frames from start to end. So beautiful! The award-winning costume design helps a lot in making this film a stunning visual.They deserved that Oscar!!! Hands down! The film also provides few succulent cinematography and the real-world filming location is truly splendid. England is really rich in captivating history with all those manors and classic edifices. Moreover, Rachel Portman's music is always spot-on when it comes to this genre.
The Duchess is clearly Kiera Knightley's film, she is solid and well softened. She's up to the task, acting both the appeal and seemliness that made Georgiana so fascinating. I'm just sad that they snubbed her for an Oscar nomination. She is much better her. Ralph Fiennes is equally superb, using his very appreciable acting talent to forestall the often slimy duke from becoming a one-note cartoon character. Their scenes together are spectacularly well-acted. They don't look good together though and it's a good factor in the story that they should not be compatible at all. Hayley Atwell provides a stirring supporting role as Bess, the third wheel in a very complex relationship. Most of all, Dominic Cooper is always a surprise. He's gone matured already. His smoldering sex scene with Keira is stylish and really wow. Cooper must strip more in his future projects.
This film is a little bland for popcorn moviegoers. I don't wanna argue coz it's relatively true. The Duchess is a slow drama film. But being sluggish is goodish sometimes.It deserves the nod for playing honest and straight. This is a remarkable film despite being scandalous. The elegance of the film and the superb acting from Kiera make this film a crowned classic.
What are the things that kids and young adults usually do in front of the computer? Well, based from what I've seen everyday in an Internet cafe they are mostly chewing the fat with a webcam to a foreigner, grinning while logging in to friendster , facebook , multiplyor even guys4men and most of all they are shouting like a maniac while playing these deadly online games. I almost had a heart attack one time when I was surfing inside a cafe and then these group of kids were vociferating like there's a sudden alien attack in that cafe. Goodness gracious!!! This movie Gamer won't give you a heart attack though but I guess you will just yell for watching a very insipid action movie.
FILM PREMISE: Kable is one of the death-row jailbirds unwilling to play a shooting game while being controlled by a stripling who has achieved celebrity by getting Kable through more levels than any other inmate has before. This happens in the future and the deadly broadcast is the biggest craze around the world. Meanwhile Kable's wife is basically a pleasance simulation in the Sims game, manipulated by a fat guy at home and walking around in booty shorts and a series of wigs. The man behind this haywire sensation is Ken Castle, a billionaire who has framed Kable and doesn't actually plan to award him his freedom, as promised, after beating 30 levels of the game.
If you're familiar with the movie Crank starring Jason Statham, then you'll have a slightest idea what you're goin' to witness in Gamer. This is the third project of Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor and they are somewhat successful for creating a fanbase that digs this type of hyperkinetic film making. Crank 1 & 2 are really enjoyable but Gamer is just forgettable to me. This movie has a target audience: video game lovers! If you are one of the millions who spends overnight playing DOTA ,Counter Strike, Halo, The Sims, Team Fortress, World of Warcraft, and other virtual online games, then you will instantly acknowledge when Gamer starts its first act of violence and of of course those flashy colors on your screen. Don't forget the innuendo of sex. Gamer is all about that. Being a non-player of these video games, the movie for me is really sick. There's no story at all to love here. It is just a movie about ergodic and roughshod mass murder. There are plenty of crass words present in every sentence of the script. The Crank duo are lost this time. I feel cheated watching a mirthless movie like this. This movie actually reminds me of Death Race from last year.
For the first time, Gerard Butler is lifeless in a movie. I'm pretty sure he took this only for a damn paycheck. He is uninspired most of the time. He is just there reading the script and shooting bullets everywhere. Of course, I do not expect him to deliver an award winning acting for a movie like this but I just do not see a Gerard Butler I've known. His masculinity is perfect for Kable but I cannot connect with his character. I think Michael C. Hall steals this movie from Butler. His musical number is quiet fun when he lip-synchs to Sammy Davis Jr.'s rendition of "I've Got You Under My Skin". I just feel deplorable for Kyra Sedgwick, Allison Lohman and John Lequizamo for playing unmemorable characters. Milo Ventimiglia has a humiliating cameo role by the way.
Gamer is a mindless action-packed movie. If you're into this nonmeaningful gorefest then good for you! Rush to the theater this instant coz you will salivate watching the endless shootouts and explosions. If you dig these virulent videogames, I guess you'll have fun the whole time. If you're looking for a movie which offers pleasing amusement with a heart , this is not what you want to see and save your dough this time.Gamer has good premise actually but it's just not my cup of tea.
Sa wakas nabigyan na rin ng solo project si Eugene Domingo. Nasanay na kasi tayo na nakikita siya bilang sidekick o kaya yaya sa halos lahat ng mga pelikulang tumabo sa takilya. This time may launching movie na nga si Uge. Karapat-dapat ba talaga na bigyan siya ng solo movie? Dapat lang! Hinog na ang panahon para sa kanya at timing na timing ang Kimmy Dora niya. Antagal ko na rin na hindi nakakahalakhak pagdating sa mga Pinoy Comedy Films. Salamat kay Kimmy at Dora kasi meron pa palang pag-asa ang industriya pagdating sa komedya.
BUOD NG PELIKULA: Sina Kimmy at Dora ay kambal.Ubod ng yaman sila. Para silang gatas at kape pagdating sa personality. Ubod ng talino si Kimmy at medyo semi-retarted si Dora. Fashionista si Kimmy at Jologs naman si Dora. Isang araw na-stroke ang daddy nila dahil sa kanilang cat fight. Agad na minadali ng dad nila ang will para sa mga mana ng kambal. Sino kaya ang makakatanggap ng 80% at 20% share ng mana? Just TEXT NOODAKOKIMMYDORA and SEND IT 922009. Available to all Kapuso at Kapamilya Networks. Isama mo na rin ang Ka-shake!!!!
Ang tanging hangad ng pelikulang ito ay ang magpatawa. Tatawa ka ba talaga? Naku ihanda mo na tiyan mo at panga dahil sobrang nakakatawa. Simula pa lang hanggang sa end credits eh di ka na titigilan. Sasakit tiyan mo at ito ang nakakagulat kasi baka maluha ka sa konting drama. Ang maganda sa Kimmy Dora eh may kuwento siya. Kahit may loopholes nang konti eh OK pa rin naman. Maganda naman kasi pagka-direk ni Joyce Bernal! Basta nagawa niya lahat ng magagandang eksena na effective sa pagpapatawa. Hindi ko lang feel ang mga special effects na may pagka-The Matrix. Sana hindi na lang sinali yun kasi hindi pa masyado polished ang final result. At saka yung cat fight scene nina Kimmy at Dora na may mga SWAT sa paligid. Hello? Wala namang mga dalang baril ang kambal bakit kailangan tutukan pa sila ng mga dekalibreng machine guns. Pero kung iisipin mo lang ha at paganahin mo konti ang green mind mo eto ang naisip ko sa eksenang yun. Sina Kimmy at Dora ay may catfight pwede ring tawaging Pussy Fight. Pareho silang virgin kasi wala pa naman silang lovelife. Ano ba ang mga papel ng mga baril ng SWAT doon? Pag sinabing baril ng lalaki ano ba yun? Parang ang naisip ko ay napapaligiran ng mga nota sina Kimmy at Dora at dapat isuko na ang mga katawan nila. Gets nyo? Dirty na masyado mind ko ha ha ha. Kaya natawa ako sa eksenang yun. Kasi naman yung mga laser light na lumalabas sa mga baril eh nakatutok sa mga eyes at lips ng kambal kaya bigla akong napaisip. Ang naughty ng writer na si Chris Martinez!Siya rin pala ang author ng fav book ko na Last Order sa Penguin.
Marahil ang tanong ng mga nakakarami ay kaya na ba talaga ni Uge mag-solo? Naku kayang-kaya na niya!!! Ang hirap kaya ng pinaggagawa niya dito! Kung gusto niya mag-ala Meryl Streep ng The Devils Wears Prada eh talbog si Meryl! Tapos yung pag-a-act ni Dora as Kimmy eh naku halos magiba ang sinehan kung saan ako nanood sa dagundong ng mga tawa doon. Grabe ang talent ni Uge! The best!!! Magugustuhan mo sina Kimmy at Dora dahil sa impeccable acting ni Uge. Nandito pala si Dingdong at nakakatawa naman pala si Sergio! Siyempre kailangang maipakita ang Bench Body ni Dong! Hanep ang mga hatak powers nina Joyce at Papa Piolo!! Lahat ng mga ka-bonding nila sa showbiz ay nandito para umekstra!!! Pero mas memorable sa lahat ang kay Regine Velasquez. Naku halos mamatay ako sa tongue twister session nila ni Dora. Siyempre mawala ba naman si Papa Sam Milby? BFF yata ni Papa Piolo si Sam.
Pagkatapos kung mapanood ito eh biglang akong na-inspired na gumawa ng tula for Eugene Domingo. So this is for you Uge! Noon pa ma'y napapansin ko na Ang talent ng isang Dyosa na may future sa komedya Dati alalay lang sa pelikulang “Ang Tanging Ina” Aba! Ngayon siya'y bida na sa Kimmy Dora
Palaging kaakbay sa mga patawa ni Wenn Deramas Always sidekick sa Reyna daw na si Ai-ai de las Alas Mabuti na lang at wala pa ring kupas Hit pa rin ang mga banat at sa takilya'y di naman minamalas.
Tayo'y pinatawa at tayo'y pinaiyak Kaya naman sa kanya lahat ay nagagayak Kahit pa naghubad sa “100” di naman ako napa-yuck Kasi naman Diyosa talaga siya ng halakhak
Lahat na yata nasubukan niya mapa-horror, musical , drama at iba pa Kahit sa hosting astig pa rin siya pati stage gag eh niraraket din niya Kaya laking tuwa ko sa pelikulang Bahay Kubo na kasama rin si Marya at Darna Kasi: The Best Supporting Actress goes to Eugene Domingo! Bongga may award na siya!
Ako nagpapasalamat kay Bb. Joyce Bernal at Papa Piolo Pascual Sa paggawa ng pelikulang Kimmy Dora na puno ng pagmamahal Puno ng komedya, luha at hmmm... may kasama pang askal? Kaya mga kababayan panoorin na ang nakakatawang kambal!