A RUBBISH JETTISONED FROM HELL

Are you a scaredy-cat?

Hmmm... do you scream when crows flock out of nowhere? Do you always freak out when a dog barks against a fence Do you panic when your clock starts to alarm? Do you feel like dying when a cute guy tries to play a game like “Guess who??? Are you frightened to see a roll of magazines and missives fall through a mail slot? YES? Really??? I think you should meet this haywire lady named Molly Hartley. Her haunting is just absurd and watching her panic on the big screen is a big flaming dawdle. This flick is rejected from hell and I'm inquisitive why the producers and distributors seriously took this rubbish!

After surviving a brutal attack by her harebrained mother, teenage Molly is aflutter to get a fresh start at a new school. Drawing in the attention of one of the school's most popular students, Molly thinks she is eventually fitting in and getting her life on path. Even so, things shortly get complex when she begins to have torturous imageries and nightmares, and her mother' apparition is perpetually haunting her. Molly is horrified that she’s going berserk But, on the eve of her 18th birthday, Molly learns the horrifying truth about her kismet.

Watching this movie is a humongous challenge. You have to endure senseless screams and fears from Molly. Those questions I asked above are some scenes that will tickle your bones. I'm still ambivalent if this is a horror movie or a spoof dramedy. I'm not against with the premise coz I think it's a great idea. The movie starts with a cliffhanger about the haunting of this girl in the 70's. This continues with Molly and we see her acting strange most of the time. The scares are so predictable and you'll end up shaking your caput coz the script feels like a joke to me. Even when she enters her own room or looking for a book in the library, she has this constipated face expecting a devil to slap her face or grab her derriere. Actually, the movie has a twist. Believe it or not, I like it coz it astonished me a bit. The ending is just cloddish. From the first reel of the film to the climax, this so-so movie is exasperating and the finale is more than infuriating. So what's the ultimate reaction for that??? Huh???

The movie has this Gossip Girl vibe honestly. Blame Chace Crawford! Palpably, he is here to ravish his screaming fans. He does nothing here but smile and act like he's still in the set of that TV series about scuttlebutts. Haley Bennett is not that bad at all. She is much better in this compared to her role as childish pop singer in Music & Lyrics. She makes Molly's fears and screams feel echt and apropos to Molly's age. The rest of the actors are just blah.

Am I recommending this movie??? Yeah, because I want you to experience the stupidity of this flick. I'm not sayin' to spend some dough on the big screen coz it will haunt you forever realizing that you felt cheated with their gimmick. Wait for the phony DVD coz I think Papa Edu won't mind for a crap like this. Experience something soft-witted for once in your life. Blame me later if you despise this coz I cajoled you to watch the scrap from the pits.

Jishcands Theme (Zach Conflicted) - J. Peter Robinson