JISHCAND'S LABYRINTH: WORST OF THE WORST

Presenting the Nominees for the

WORST OF 2008 from

RAZZIE AWARDS. So have you seen these

movies last year???

Some favorites of mine are included in the nominations and of course I was shocked!!!

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

DISASTER MOVIE AND MEET THE SPARTANS

THE HAPPENING

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE THE LOVE GURU

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

Eddie Murphy in MEET DAVE

Mike Myers in THE LOVE GURU

Al Pacino in 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL

Mark Wahlberg in THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

Jessica Alba in THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU

The Cast of THE WOMEN (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)

Cameron Diaz in WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

Paris Hilton in THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Kate Hudson in FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

Uwe Boll (as Himself) in Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Pierce Brosnan in MAMMA MIA!

Ben Kingsley in THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS

Burt Reynolds in DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE

Verne Troyer in THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

Carmen Electra in DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS

Paris Hilton in REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Kim Kardashian in DISASTER MOVIE

Jenny McCarthy in WITLESS PROTECTION

Leelee Sobieski in 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay

Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher in WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore in HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE

Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy in WITLESS PROTECTION

Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy in MEET DAVE

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

DISASTER MOVIE AND MEET THE SPARTANS

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

SPEED RACER

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

Uwe Boll for1968: TUNNEL RATS, IN THE NAME OF THE KING AND POSTAL

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer for DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS

Tom Putnam for THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Marco Schnabel for THE LOVE GURU

M Night Shyamalan in THE HAPPENING

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

DISASTER MOVIE AND MEET THE SPARTANS

Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

THE HAPPENING Written By M. Night Shyamalan THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE Written By Heidi Ferrer

IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE Screenplay By Doug Taylor

THE LOVE GURU Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

29th Annual Razzie ® Award

(SPECIAL CATEGORY!) Uwe Boll (Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

SYNOPSIS OF THE NOMINATIONS:

DISASTER MOVIE 6 Nominations: Worst Picture,

Supporting Actress (2x) Rip-Off, Director(s) and Screenplay

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE 5 Nominations: Worst Picture, Actress, Screen Couple, Director and Screenplay

IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE 5 Nominations: Worst Picture, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, Director and Screenplay

THE LOVE GURU 5 Nominations: Worst Picture, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor (2x) Director and Screenplay

MEET THE SPARTANS 5 Nominations: Worst Picture, Supporting Actress, Rip-Off, Director(s) and Screenplay

THE HAPPENING 4 Nominations: Worst Picture, Actor, Director and Screenplay

I haven't watched some of the nominated movies above. This weekend I'm planning to watch these movies. I think I will watch Disaster Movie first. I believe the DVD of those movies are already out so might as well rent the rest. I'm now curious about What Happens In Vegas. Ashton and Cameron are nominated? Hmmm.. Obviously, Paris Hilton and Carmen Elektra are always present in the shame list. I was expecting for The Happening to be included here even though I like it just a little. Oh my God Pierce is in the list for Best Supporting Actor in Mamma Mia!!! What the F!!!! I like him there! The most shocking of course is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull for Worst Sequel. It's not that bad at all. The twist just sucks. I think Love Guru and Disaster Movie will swept the awards this February, the day before the Oscars. Of course I will update here the LOSERS!!!!